We imagine the celebration will be a low-key affair: Friends, family, some terrible Euro-techno music and a cake filled with his twin passions in life, vodka and models.
I kid, of course, because there’s nothing low-key about Alex. He was a cheap washington capitals alex ovechkin jerseys rock star the moment he put on that god-awful swooping eagle Washington Capitals jersey, and the party hasn’t stopped: 475 goals in 760 games, along with 420 assists; five goal-scoring titles and one Art Ross Trophy; the Calder Trophy, in the year Sidney Crosby was supposed to waltz away with it; three Ted Lindsay Awards and three Hart Trophies.
(This is the part where you go “but he’s never won anything outside of a Southeast Division banner!” and I go “well, that’s more about cheap alex ovechkin jerseys from china the teams he’s played on than his performances” and then you make a snide remark about the captaincy and coach killing and defense and we just chase our cheap alex ovechkin jerseys tails like a dog trying to escape Sochi.)
Statistically, Ovechkin has few wholesale alex ovechkin jerseys peers in what he was able to accomplish wholesale alex ovechkin jerseys free shipping in his 20s. As J.P. from cheap alex ovechkin jerseys supply Japers’ Rink noted, the only two players that amassed more goals than Ovechkin cheap alex ovechkin jerseys for sale were a couple of bums named Wayne Gretzky and Mike Bossy.